I see your point there, but if the large cars on both sides leave, then it does kinda look like you’re not all the way in.

...seize them by the shirt (or bib overalls, necktie, spaghetti straps, ascot, whatever) and demand they tell you what the first ever concept car was, chances are they’ll bark out “Y-Job! The 1938 Buick Y-Job!” before quickly attempting to lean in for a kiss...

I figured the next Challenger would be called Satan or Lucifer or something. Logical next step up from the Demon.

Pontiac had a Banshee concept car in the early ‘90s. It was the basis for the fictional future car in Knight Rider 2000, a futurustic TV movie spinoff of the original Knight Rider series.

There was a fictional car in an old Knight Rider episode called the Dagger DX. (It was portrayed on screen by a Ferrari 308.)

This came in super useful a couple of years ago when I first moved to Canada.

I see you’ve been spending a lot of time with Torchinsky.

My big complaint with the new Camry is much more visible but just as petty. Why does it have the face of a baleen whale?

Same. Plug-in hybrids are basically two cars squished together into one, and when you’re carrying around all that extra weight, whichever powertrain you’re using is dragged down by carrying the other one around. And you don’t have room for much of a battery pack, either.

5,100 pounds is ridiculous for a two-door car. I’m sorry, it just is. And it’s a plug-in hybrid, so it doesn’t even have a full electric powertrain to justify that weight? (The P100D also weighs over 5k, but at least it has a reason.) Booooo!

What, no jingle? Then how am I supposed to drive up really quietly behind people and suddenly turn the music on at full volume, scaring the crap out of them?

That was a stretch but I’ll take it.

Probably the explicit details of how baby Chevettes are made.

The license plate and the voice together... Glorious. Horrible, but glorious. Much like the car itself.

I’m disappointed that one of the options isn’t not ordering the Chevette. That’s the one I’d choose.

When the air filter got dirty, you’d just throw the whole car away.

What manner of mysterious message lies behind the pixelated bit in the last screenshot? I’m too lazy to zoom in on the main image and check, but I assume it’s something shocking and probably sexual in nature.

The first season of Jessica Jones was awesome, and that’s really the only season the show needed. It almost seems like they’ve already used up their one good villain.

IKR? She’s my new role model.

Tell that to all the modern pickup trucks with touch screens in them.