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Headline correction: Idiot Ruins Own Car, Demands World Bend To His Whims

Same. YJs are cool. This one is not.

I want it just so I can pack it with explosives and push it off a cliff.

That’s silly, but in a weirdly charming way. I won’t say I like it, but I don’t hate it.

God, that’s awful. Someone put the poor thing out of its misery.

Words cannot describe how much of a CP this is. Reminds me of this:

https://jalopnik.com/an-electric-ferrari-with-a-manual-gearbox-is-strangely-1797836219

Don’t forget the difference in running costs, though. The cost per mile to drive an EV is usually between a quarter and a tenth of the equivalent gas car.

What a fucking moron. “Nothing good after 1972" my ass.

You seem bitter. Were you in the crowd in one of those Cars & Coffee incidents?

Does your Redemption Garage Hummer article (which I still vehemently disagree with) have anything to do with the fact that you just made friends with some Hummer guys?

Counterpoint: boring cars are fine, interesting cars are fine, and people should be allowed to park whatever the fuck they want in their own driveways (as long as it’s not something horrendous like a Hummer or a Nissan Cube).

I’m glad Honda and Toyota are finally trying to catch up, but I can’t help pointing out that they sort of dug themselves into this hole by wasting so much time and money on hydrogen cars.

Agree completely. Hummer was awful from the start and should stay dead.

Until the tie rods snap because Tahoe suspension can’t handle the weight.

I agree with everything except the last part. The H2 is objectively garbage, the H3 is a slightly worse Colorado at best, and the H1 is totally impractical for any kind of civilian use.

I think you may have entirely missed the point of hybrids...

The H2 and the Excursion were vulgar, oversized, planet-hating monstrosities. The people who buy big trucks now aren’t the “same people” who hated H2s back in the day - they’re the same people who bought H2s back in the day, and were then surprised when they fell apart.

No no no no no. You’ve officially gone to far now, Tracy.