“Larger the cod, smaller the rod.”

I bet Duggars are mad jealous.

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14

Memphis TN, every trip through is a disaster, old dank building, frustrating customer dis-service, it may be in the South but the Southern Hospitality is lakcing. They need to stick to shuffling boxes for Fed-Ex.

His controller died but he got it back on just in time.

Obviously that kid has never played Tecmo Super Bowl.

He's probably bitter because he can't get out of the grays.

Listen, I like Bill Maher a lot. I think he's funny and on point with most of his political observations. But he has about as punchable a rat-face as a man can have.

i heard NBC tried to offer Carlin the Tonight Show but he's been dead for 7 years.

That's really sweet, Jimmy Fallon and the Tonight Show handled this perfectly. It would have been so easy for them to just continue on with the jokes against her, but he turned it into a really positive and memorable experience for her (and noted that that's what sports should be about, the passion for your team). Go…

What you don't hear is his buddies starting to sing "when your a Jet you're a Jet all the way..." Just wish Maria would improve her pugilistic form.

Laughed, very loudly, at my desk. lol excellent job sir.

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

In some regards, he's still Head & Shoulders above others in the league.

I just rearranged your wrong list

"This isn't the way it happened at all!"

Dear Goalies,

I don't think Kobe would be interested in this—the last time he went "in the back with no cameras, no nothing" he ended up in court.

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.