narwhalsgillibrand2020
NarwhalsGillibrand2020
narwhalsgillibrand2020

I was there and it was AMAZING. So delicious.

Good

I’ll say it again, you crazy kids! Hey! Amber & Elon! Listennnn...all of us together now....

This is why I prefer to have sex at other people’s houses, so I can leave and go get snacks after. If it’s super late though, just La Croix and my pillow. My melatonin is a gummy, does that count?

Anyone else feeling like, ‘We get it! You dated! It’s over!’ with Amber and Elon? We’re not heartbroken over here, dudes.

Trattore - any of them. But I hate them because now I can’t buy cheap olive oil. California grown, milled and from a family farm.

Trattore - any of them. But I hate them because now I can’t buy cheap olive oil. California grown, milled and from a

It’s the first thing dudes say attracts them to me...Patti’s full o’ shit.

needs more stars

I’m waiting for him to claim it might not be his. While on air with Fox. That would be in keeping with this rise and fall.

Yeah I should have specified adults doing this for other adults.

Whoooaaaaa....holy wow. That’s next level shit.

I think this is the only response to people who shave their heads in solidarity. I have cancer and now you’re going to turn this into how great YOU are?! What. The. Fuck.

I just cocked my head to the side and internally said ‘huh?’. Thanks for this crucial info, because yes, I did believe Bear when he told me I could in fact drink camel pee to survive.

I believe they can’t actually give more because it’s a medical procedure...like then all of the rich people would just be able to buy organs and shit rather than be on a transplant list. I think.

I want Michelle to pull the gloves off and lead the charge against this assclown. I’d follow her into the fire.

Break up with him over email. He’ll be so mad he’ll pack for you and throw your shit out on the deck. You can pick it up while he’s gone and he’s locked the door so you can’t say goodbye to your cat you had for 15 years.

I sounded that out in my head and then giggled at myself.

Think you might be right here

New Hampshire is the Arkansas of New England.