You’re kind of a dick, you know that? She’s actually been really open about how her pregnancies have almost killed her. But yeah, go with the ‘ruin her figure’ line.

My dad really is my favorite family member. I never once doubted that he loved me, or that he knew he would do everything in his power for me. Not in a way that made me a spoiled shit head - in a way that when I got cut from the volleyball team, he held me while I cried and invited me to join his cross country team.…

My ex filmed in this position once. Can confirm you do see my butthole at least, and that yes, I was as surprised as Chrissy that this is the case.

If I can’t live and breathe, I can’t work for any corporations who need my tax cuts instead of me.

They sure do worry an awful lot about debt for that exact reason. You know, while running up the debt to build a fucking wall.

“For some reason, this issue of food has become a paramount issue for humans. I just eat brains.” - Mike Pence

So all those Jez commenters from this morning defending her - you done now?

I had dinner with someone who ran a nonprofit in NYC. Trump came to their annual fundraising event with about 700 people. He grabbed the mic and proclaimed he was going to give $1 million to fund one of their programs.

They are the CUTEST. They always comment on each other’s instagram posts. I’m in love with this group of people.

No divorces are painless. I’m two weeks from mine being declared final and we fought about nothing in the settlement, but the pain will still catch you at times. I loved him to pieces and still do, but we were at the end.

I met a guy who is 46 and regularly banged 19 yr olds. #ugh

Ask a Publicist: How Should Taylor Swift Respond to Katy Perry’s Confirmation of Their Feud?

That’s kind of how the music world works, though. Taylor could at any time just decide she doesn’t like them anymore and fire them. There isn’t a lot of loyalty.

I have a nexplanon implant in my arm and I really like it. My periods were off for awhile, but then I settled back into what was normal. I’m 36 though, so that might have something to do with my side effects.

He can pivot into something non-famous. Probably going to have to. Hopefully he finds a job at the trash dump.

You’re asking a journalist the way he voted?

Oh HEY! GBR! I’m a native. I was there for the election, actually, visiting my sister. Went to the ol’ HyVee in my madam president tshirt, bought the champagne, went to bed drunk and sad, got up and went for a rage run the next day, glaring at everyone.... “I bet YOU fucking voted for him!” and all that.

And that, is Karl Rove and Roger Ailes’ lasting legacy. They attached social issues to their party and the rest is accomplished while the ‘morally righteous’ are sleeping.

This aligns with my thoughts on how progressives should resettle in red states until we can get rid of the electoral college. SOMEONE should do that. I’m sure as fuck not going to, but SOMEONE should.

Did any of the senators ask Comey when he was testifying why he had to leave Trump’s investigation ‘concealed’ and not Clinton’s?