That’s an actual reason. I just think Chad is a douchebag. All Chads.

Especially since T Swift herself could have given Hillary a nice boost, had she chosen to. Instead she’ll use feminism when it helps her and forget about it when it could actually make a difference.

This is quite a lovely note to read and I’m glad you support them, and I just bought a freaking subscription. They should have a referral program.

Chad?

I’ve already promised myself I’ll never right swipe a Chad. Fucking Chad, man. Chad sucks.

that is delicious. except that I wish it didn’t put me in giggles with Chris Christie, but ah well.

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At some point I’d like an independent study on why the fuck so many Americans insist that unqualified/inexperienced citizens are best for public service positions. It is a SKILL. It is a calling, for many of them. They don’t come to your office and try to replace you with a chimp who throws his own feces, PAM.

shit that was dark. I chuckled.

Gawd, what I wouldn’t give to buy Sean eight drinks just to hear what comes out.

It’s Paul Ryan after Pence. Then Hatch.

Well, I’m still sharpening my pitch fork for now, k?

Well, I THOUGHT the Rogen/Biel exchange was hilarious. Fingers crossed that Biel’s only joke was that everyone would think it was a joke and she and Timbs are actually lavish swingers in the Hollywood Hills.

I hate him with the intensity of a thousand suns

Because Ben makes furniture and he’s a simple man and Amy is a whirlwind.

You shut your fucking mouth! Phoeboe and Chandler and Joey have pure and lovely hearts. And the other three had some issues but were still good people.

Cuntess VonFuckstick

Which eye are you seeing into? The big one or the twitchy one?

Would you rather she be forced to buy Kylie’s lemonade?

Because she uses “feminism” for her brand and to make money. Because she gives zero fuck about anyone but herself in reality. She has a platform. She could use her influence for good. She chooses to use her influence to make cash.