I was married for nine years and I’m a poor.

RIGHT?! Ugh. He’s 40. FORTY. What a pumpkin spiced latte of a human being.

Esperanza Spaulding! She’s great. And she won. Once :) But you are correct. I just wish the Recording Academy used their platform to promote art and challenge people, instead of rewarding the best selling music and get them the highest ratings.

I went on a date last week with a 40 yr old guy whose last relationship was a year-long with a now 24 yr old, and last concert was Eric Church. I peaced out real quick.

I don’t think of that as an indication of great art, though. Beyonce’s album was comforting, confusing, stunning, thoughtful and left people stupefied.

He is the person I think of whenever I consider buying a bus ticket. Why the FUCK did he get released?!

I’m going to call my local theaters and request this!

Is this lifted from Dr. Seuss?

This is inspired casting.

I keep reflecting on the fact that I hate him even more simply because now GWB is NOT the most hated president of all time.

GBR

From your lips to Lorne’s ears...

Once he tries to increase taxes on the rich, they’ll be in the streets with us.

It did, but it really could have used one more round. Make sure you use the hot water cycle and then wipe the rubber seals down with white vinegar too.

Oh MAN. She should have announced at the WOMEN’S MARCH!! Thanks for letting us keep our thunder, Bey.

Nope. Phew. I was worried I was going to have to tell you how much I hated house sitting for your dog.

I snuck vinegar and baking soda into a friend’s front loading washer. It was too rank to proceed like a normal human, so I pretended that I was washing my gym clothes.

Did I house sit for your dog recently?

“Y’all told me my services weren’t needed so shut the fuck up about what I should be doing now” - a memoir

Well - if I were Paul Ryan, I’d be quite happy to have President Pence. So, yeah. At some point he better speak the fuck up so we only fuck up our own sandbox for the next four years, instead of starting WW3.