You’re confusing Jude Law and Hugh Grant. Happens.

How many aunts turned off the news because of all that negativity and just read their fucking facebook feeds?

I’m about 10 years away from being that aunt, god willing.

There’s a Black Mirror episode you might enjoy

They’re the new mojito.

HER VAGINA. It’s her vagina, isn’t it?

You’re doing just fine, and you’re right.

On 9/11, when she was a senator at the time, when she helped push through benefits for first responders...yeah, I’m sure it would have been good optics to skip that ceremony.

It’s your life. You have to live it. Do what’s going to make you happy, not what will gain approval from anyone else. Even family.

Can we get a do-over? I’ll drive people to the polls in a swing state.

He has to pretend to lose his mind over it, to cover his tracks for donating this money to fund the recount. He just wants to get his old life back.

Does Kathy think these stories make her sound good? She just sounds like a fucking asshole, over and over.

You’ve redeemed yourself, Ms. Stein. Almost.

There’s still a little more than Tracey Flick in her, the girl from Wesleyan who I’m begging to come out right now.

THIS TOO

THIS

From your lips to whoever’s ears this needs to go to.....

I’m not clear on what you’re saying here. Please.....gooo onnnnnn.

Or suppressed?

I just yelled at my sister “IF SHE ACTUALLY WINS I’M GETTING DRUNK AND STREAKING!!!”