I’d 100% rather be with someone who is intelligent, witty as hell and a little bit dark. It’s hard to find that in an 8 or above :)

Yes.

You’re making me miss my grandma. WHO I GET TO SEE TOMORROW! She makes damn good strawberry rhubarb jam.

I think it’s an outdated approach to comedy. Tearing others down isn’t ‘funny’ like it used to be.

Do you think the episode of John Hamm on 30 Rock thinking he can do everything because no one told him he couldn’t because he’s so hot was real life? This would be a perfect Tina Fey move.

It’s not true. I’m work in fundraising for a nonprofit.

Does Standing Rock count? DAMMIT! No, I drink water.

Mike Pence looks like the detective that turns out to be the serial rapist/murderer.

So - grain of salt and all - but my crazy Lyft driver the other day was saying the company that owns the majority of electronic voting software does lean right. Is it really so hard to believe that the machines could have been hacked? Especially considering the Russians and Trump were apparently talking the entire…

Have you seen the states where there will be contests in 2018? We’re not going to be gaining any ground.

Why the fuck wasn’t that talked about more?! How is that not a big fucking deal?!

What IF. What if he built an entire bunker and they sent all of the Trumpians down there, handsomely paid some journalists and TV networks to broadcast ONLY to the people that voted for him, we closed the door, and the rest of us went on about our logical way and installed HRC?

Dallas sucks

I’m hoping there will be an insane amount of leaking from people within the government agencies, too.

Yes, my mistake.

Also this:

But if Donald Trump can help her heal, then perhaps that is a good thing.

He does know he has to run again, successfully, to be in charge for 8 years? Of course he doesn’t.

Good to know, thank you! Honestly embarrassed that I didn’t know this.