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Every day I go to bed angry, and wake up angrier.

It is the best thing ever. She doesn’t even want us talking about him.

Thanks to all Jezebel journalists for your incredible coverage of this election. Only Guardian UK came close (second) as my news source. It was truly eye-opening to see the raw hate, misogyny and discrimination in our country exposed. I will also say the kindness of the commenters here gave me great hope. Thx ❤️

I LOVE that she never says Trump’s name. I feel like that’s her own bit of shade, like he doesn’t deserve to have his name come from her mouth.

Well that is epically Canadian.

...a bottle of Danish schnapps...

Remember to vote tomorrow, for honor and cuntry

You guys, I have been VERY impressed with the cunt puns lately! Well done, all.

Haha - wut?

I just really appreciate this website and its writers. Everything from outstanding news coverage to Joanna wearing a tail is slowly leading to my getting fired for reading this at work and since my job sucks I’m cool with it.

Aww. I would have ended this post with

From Dodie in another post (she also said not to ungrey unless you know the commenter):

Lean into that 95%, my friend! I am realizing that I should have left a better trail of spelling, grammatical, and usage errors to indicate my lack of sincerity. What was to be a punch-up at the largely white/male/hetero establishment has devolved into a bunch of people defending the noble dick. I guess I’ll just have

Hawhaw, your comment reminds me of some interview I read 100 years ago with a French film director and he addressed the topic of disparity in films between women being shown fully naked versus men fully naked, and the guy’s summation comment was, “The penis, he is not a very good actor.”

Whites still make up the majority in this country. The majority of whites are of the All Lives/Blue Lives Matter mindset (regardless of whatever anecdotal evidence about one’s social circle might hint at). Racism is still very much the status quo and black sexuality (i.e. fear of black men fucking white women) is

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

Summarizing the reasons provided above for why this makes sense as “not liking him” is reductive bullshit. Those are facts, not feelings.

We’re Pennsylvania, so I hope there is more to come ;)

Oh my God, I just have to share this, folks!

Guys like Pascal remind me that my orientation exists on a sliding scale.