da fuq?!

I mean asses shake on the daily. For example the woman running ahead of me up the escalator. Distracting? Yup. No undies? Yup. Sexual? Likely, not to her, she’s just trying to get to work on time.

OH NO!! A BONER!!!RUNNNNN!

Fool...you flippin’ rock.

If I kept it all, and was still the same size, I’d be ahead of the game now. However, I had decided it was so fucking ugly it’d never be in style again.

Have you seen the Bob’s Burgers episode where Gene argues with the knock-off trader joes’ sample-server? (ep:Lindapendent Woman)

Ellen Page will make her way on as well.

I think Matt Damon and Brad are on the same star-level. Or does the whole bourne franchise leave Matt on top? (mind you i’ve never watched them b/c matt damon is the worst.)

Seconded—Seven | Interview w/ a Vampire | Legends of the Fall

Weren’t dickies and those undershirt things a thing around that time?

i felt like I was there! Thanks, Matisyahu.

Cheers to your excellently sarcastic and disdainful comment.

Thanks Iris. Super helpful, will do.

The middle part of the anchor seemed to have healed shorter than intended, her breasts still look a little boxy. (also I am so sorry to be judging it, i love her and know how inappropriate it would be to discuss this with her; so your guidance is so helpful)

BAH!!! Iris I Keep hearing that and it’s making me question my choice to wait.

I love fun glasses!! I started being way more casual about my eyewear and it’s been really fun! I see blurry if anything is a foot or more away from my eyes, so I was tempted to lasik in my 20's; it’s been a struggle to wait.

OMG this one is my daily wear.

I mean, it’s the wake-up nightmares are made of. I usually sleep on his chest with my knee over his legs; how do i manage to never kick him in the balls??!!?

Soo annoying!! Watching them just get worse is not a great experience. I hope that waiting time pays-off with some surgical breakthrough that will give me my tits back with all the sensation I had before surgery.

love your user name!