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Thanks Mc, after many failed attempts I learned that whatever the hell he was thinking is impossible to figure out. :Shrug: and :hugs:

hugs for you Doc. I’m so sorry. It does feel good to get it out though! Luckily you have us jezzies around. Try scoping out the local meetup groups or maybe there’s some course at the local community college you’re interested in? Try finding some compassion for the person you were at the time, your judgement can get

Thanks for the well wishes. I feel at piece with it now, still get flashbacks on occasion—like when i used to have consensual drunk sex. It’s better and it helps to have a partner who gets it, and is patient and supportive.

Bah! I have been there. The rapist decided to friend me on facebook a year later. I let it sit and then replied the next day, bc i was sick of just letting it sit. I told him that in my opinion a 26 year old man forcing sex with a 15 year old chanting no, is rape. That I felt he raped me and that I hoped he would

Pretty much the only time I care about a dude’s boner, TBH.

Sorry been gone awhile. :) I was tempted to stay afterwards and talk to him but i was not sober and was having too many feelings. :/ you’re right tho, it’s never too late to reach out.

It was so good and i just wish he hadn’t used it at all. :)

AHH I JUST SAW IT AT THE BERK. REP. omg it was so good i couldn’t handle. Informative, passionate, evocative, and clearly carefully crafted.

I saw his standup “, Latin History for Morons,” @ the Berkeley Rep this weekend!! It was informative, hilarious, and carefully crafted. I was really torn though, he used the N word a ton.

So obscure. I now yell Leroy Jenkins before drunk shenanigans. It’s my new “here goes nothing.”

Now playing

which is a play on Leroy Jenkins, the amazing trollage that can be seen here.It’s confusing for a second, but necessary to watch.

YOU. ARE. A. DELIGHT.

Damnit, ‘Toes. If you ruined man buns for me I am coming for you.

Pointy peckers aren’t your thing eh?

more nightmare fuel. I am so puzzled. there’s a belty thing? or is it men’s chonies over compression tights?

What is happening with the crotch on jimmy’s shorts//legwarmer combo?

Same question happening up steam in the comments. But really.

kinja is kinja-ing. Apologies if this is up twice.