Read “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.” An entirely different take on food you will have. 

Ever since I was a kid, and I watched Charlie Tuna begging to get yanked out of the water by a hook in his jaw so he could be filleted, canned, and eaten, I’ve always been a little weirded out by ads that want me to murder/eat cute, sentient, anthropomorphized food.

conservatives are insane. its that easy to understand, and yes its exhausting.

Bay is the last person I would have expected to direct the Tom Lehrer biopic, but I'm intrigued.

If he needs to make this go away I know a guy in sunny South Philadelphia who told be that he specializes in bird law.

The Italians failed to take into account one thing: anything hitting anything on a Bay movie set explodes into a massive fireball. 

Bezos spent most of his time making sure the contract guaranteed that James Bond would be required to show up at his birthday party.

I don’t know that he’s stupid as such, like the adult male Trump spawn clearly are (and are exemplars of the fact that you can be stupid and in a position of power and influence because of inherited/family wealth), but the gulf between how smart he thinks he is and how smart he actually is seems absolutely vast.

The thing is, based on his past behaviour, he might actually be that stupid.

“I will abide by the results of this poll.”

He’s in the A.V. Club comments!?

Honestly he could have bought 4Chan for a fraction of the cost.  8kun even cheaper

Yea but that’s not the situation either.

What, you can’t afford a $300 hair dryer?

Using your Dyson hair dryer to open your Tesla’s door = peak influencer.

It is  not a flamethrower, it’s a door key!

The extremely slow Changli getting stranded on the railroad tracks and then getting crushed by the extremely slow moving and infrequently occurring coal train as Jason cinematically leaps out of harm’s way would have been the perfect ending for this saga. Huge electrical explosion could be added in post.

I went back with the Yugo to secure the treats.

come on man, be cool

Wife: (obvious disgust in voice) Eight.