Exactly. This was an inside job.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

Forget it, Tom. It's Chinatown.

This photo made me do the Richard Sherman face and it may be permanent.

I'm not a fan of either team. That being said, it was a hell of a game. Yes, the play call was bad, but as bad as it was, it was an equally good, if not better play by Butler. The dude had studied and knew what was coming. I mean, if Butler hesitates, or takes a bad angle, it looks like the Seahawks would have…

If Carroll wanted to make Wilson the hero, he had other lower-risk ways of doing it. Like play-action to Lynch, roll out, if nobody's open try to run it in. You have time outs.

Teams just do not melt down at that temperature!

It's almost like Carroll was trying to destroy that drive. Like they had discussed how to make that drive collapse beforehand. Like it was some kind of planned demolition of their chances to repeat by someone on the inside. But what kind of idiot would believe something like that?

A small flying object, traveling at a low rate of speed is threatening to bring down one of the strongest infrastructures in the United States. I think the first thing Pete Carroll will do once he reviews the tape is make an apologetic phone call to Mr. Bush.

I had a slightly different, but equally insane take: The Hawks have already decided to get rid of Lynch in the offseason, but they can't very well cut ties with the Super Bowl hero who scored the winning touchdown. So, instead, they put it in Wilson's hands. What could possibly go wrong?

The entire Seahawks secondary is made up of smarmy characters. Fuck them all. I will drink to their tears. Even better, I will go drink their tears.

How many other Superbowl parties had the following said at it

If this were, say, McCarthy, I would chalk it up to pure stupidity. But Carroll isn't stupid. Sure, he's not afraid to make a gutsy call, but that's not the same as being stupid.

The thought process is that Darrell Bevell's head is stuffed with shit, and douches, and fuck him.

"We only have to make it 1 yard to win, and we have the best RB in the league, a man whose well-deserved nickname is "beast mode". What should we do coach?"

If only they had the best RB in the league, they could've avoided this tragedy. Oh wait.

Yeah. I usually try to be open-minded, but you have the most powerful rusher in the game and you have a timeout. Give him a shot, and if they stuff him you can use the timeout and then try your passing plays. Just awful. I'm having trouble seeing the thought process that leads to that call.

Run. The. Goddamn. Ball. From. The. 1.

it all starts with leaving your duffle bag on the dining room table...

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