no, he insisted he had never been asked out; never even approached. when reminded that view was verifiably untrue, he made excuses and kept insisting the falsehood. It's not judgement; it's recounting.

I wasn't fat, but shy and brainy, with unfashionably curly, non-blond hair and glasses, so I got labelled ugly. I was accordingly the least popular girl in the entire damn school during seventh grade, and not much better the year after that, or the year after that. Guys are INCREDIBLY cruel at that age to anyone…

i asked a guy out who turned me down. a very short time later, he was with a bunch of mutual friends, espousing how no women ever asked men out; that the dating world was so unfair because the onus was all on the men; that in his life he had never been approached by a woman.

I was a fat girl in middle and high school.

In fairness, at least it knew that supper blow is two words.

Jim Irsay: (looks at watch) "6 pm already? Time for my supper blow!"

Can't beat this Indiana fan's insightful comment, replying to his local station's story:

Okay...I've reviewed the stats. THOSE were decidedly average.

Nope. Carrying a bat with the sole purpose of using it a weapon is illegal - well, in many places, anyway.

I hesitate to reply and bring you out of the grays, but here goes. If black people wouldn't have been needlessly killed by cops, there would be no need for protests, and poor Lou Merloni would not have been inconvenienced in his commute.

Was it really the black people getting killed by police that snarled I-93, or the people protesting aforementioned problem?

Lemme get this straight...A Bostonian appears intolerant of black people?

All these black people getting killed by police is really fucking up Lou's commute. Inconsiderate motherfuckers.

That is outstanding. I'm not sure who dug that up, Draper or Burke I think. I've actually heard tell that Lou's pretty good on WEEI (never listened to the show, because, as a Gawker Media employee, I'm obviously more of an NPR guy), and I have no real beef with him, but just the tough-guy posturing of "Yo, I hit 7…

That smirktastic photo makes me want to hit him with a bat.

His first three college games, ever. Against teams ranked #11, #1, and #2. In the divisional championship game, the Sugar Bowl, and the National Championship.

3 "average" games? I'm guessing not only are you an Oregon fan but you've been lost in Texas for 3 days now and have lost all sense of perspective.

No self-respecting West Virginian would ever deign to go out for squirrel.

soup? fucking SOUP?

Sigh.
You know, I was going to write 'Hot Dogs' for West Virginia because I thought it would be funny. Then I looked at the map. Fucking squirrel would have been more respectable. THIS, West Virgina, is why you don't ever have nice things.