UGH. for reals it looks like period.

I didn't even notice and was gonna make a smart ass response to you not noticing the nekkid lady but...WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE BOTTOM OF HER TUB?!?!

Her dignity.

my wife just informed me"very nsfw" also applies to the kitchen table

I'll go out on a limb and bet that the survival odds of white guys who have carjacked emergency vehicles during drug-induced hallucinatory rampages is a lot higher than black guys doing the same. Remember, we live in a country where Michael Brown is dead but Jared Loughner is alive.

Well, if you want to get super-pedantic, he went on an insane rampage, was apprehended, and then masturbated, so the rampage itself was not masturbatory at all according to the reports.

He was going to go with "Don't tase me, Bro!" but thought better of it.

I was thinking that the whole time. There's no way he'd have made it to the station to jerk off if he weren't a white kid.

You sure it wasn't "don't shoot! I'm white!"

Again, Welker was out performed by someone younger.

"No comment."

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Apparently the ambulance wasn't the only thing leaking fluids, amirite?

Lucky for the kid he's white.

I also thought he looks like Sam Bradford.

Thats what you were going for right

wtf is wrong with cops?! "we're a few very large 30-something year old men, there's no way we could possibly subdue this scrawny child; let's ELECTROCUTE him!"

I know this little shit TOTALLY deserves it, but I kinda cringe when some college kid has the worst night of his life and gets put on blast to the world.

"We know what he did, we just don't see it as being that bad of a thing."

/rant on