So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

Probably because rushing to defend child rape isn't normal. Unless you're the Catholic Church, anyway...

For "not defending", it kinda sounds like you are.

You can see the look in their faces. They have no idea of the level of insensitivity they're going to. They think they're cute and smart and mommy and daddy will love them for all the smarts they're showing off.

Clearly they were taught the importance of the event if they had the mind grapes to make the connection between the Seminoles and Oklahoma. I think it's more a matter of them just not giving a shit.

whenever someone says "kids today" I vomit a little

It appears you still don't know what Trail of Tears means. But do tell, when does the Holocaust become far enough in the past that it's acceptable to make fun of it? I've got some hilarious hashtags that I'm anxious to share with the world.

/cites to dubious study that says 90% of Native Americans think the sign is funny

Every old person thinks the next generation is dumber than they were, when in truth, it's just a cycle of old people shaking their canes.

Dan Snyder: Get those Ok State kids on the payroll. NOW!!!

They even manage to fuck you over when you root against them. During the 0-16 season I openly rooted against them just to piss off all the steak-heads at work and had a blast doing it. But then they tricked me in 2011 and I was actually dumb enough to buy into the hope that they were finally good enough to root for.…

It's the dick. The lions kicked him in the dick.

I moved to Michigan from Toronto 20 years ago, giving me the distinct player of being a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a Detroit Lions fan. When I bring this up, people usually give me the number to a suicide prevention line.

I truly enjoy these - I look forward to reading them every day and appreciate Drew's way of constructing them.

There, there, my friend. You don't have to go back to the Lions, they don't own you and they can't make you stay at home while your friends are out because they are all super jealous. You are a strong and independent fan.

The mental picture of Zodiac Motherfucker's father quotingNietzsche made me laugh for an unreasonable long time.

Been waiting 12 months to hear from ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER again. Was not disappointed.

Losing to the Lions feels like losing three games in one. Everyone who walks away from a loss to the Lions is like, "I knew we were bad, but goddamn."

But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Detroit Lions.