narrativer
Boop The Patriarchy
narrativer

Yeah, two people in my life with the education to DIY their prescriptions experienced complete disasters when they went ahead and changed their dosages. I’m all about empowering patients, but it’s just not something we can do - or should do - ourselves.

i didnt know they give dogs valium too... welp learnt something new.. hope you figure out whats ailing your dog soon :)

It just goes to show how emotionally fragile he is. The FACT that he will lose the popular vote by more than 2 million votes really gets beneath his skin, because he wants to pretend that the entire country adores him. All he is doing is telegraphing his weakness. I think we should all take every opportunity to

unless she’s like me... id go with valium .. it turns most people into deadpan drones

Me! I am! I am! Just now, I imagined Trump’s tweets and interviews if she wins because of the recounts!!!! Hahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!! WHAT MAJESTY! It tastes like honey with cream in my mind!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

Trump is going to build a wall... to make a one bedroom into a 2 bedroom and make the Secret Service pay for it.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

Trump is by far the worse candidate, saying him and Clinton are equally awful is one hundred percent wrong.

It’s because we don’t have popular vote. The Electoral College is a form of voter suppression.

The tell-all books after this campaign is over are going to be amazing.

THEY YANKED THE BABY ACCOUNT FROM THE WOMB HIS TINY HANDS

Unfortunately, a lifetime spent in the pits of Hell has rendered Bannon impervious to fire…

As he glowered at the larger plane

Also, the ram is definitely cream and gold. Black and blue camp can go auto fellate.

That escalated just fast enough.

I want to subscribe to your weekly newsletter, that was great

Well, there it is right there.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts

Is there something inherently nauseating about describing one’s own love? Is it the navel-gazey hyperboolic rapture of it? The sameness of it? I’m honestly asking. I mean, I read a lot, so descriptions of two characters’ love for each other is something I come across frequently, but I never find it irritating in that

Blah blah blah I’m happy for them but those quotes are god awful attempted poetry. Like real bad. Her heart is full of deep ocean minerals? What does that even mean??