Thank you for your comment—I’m good now. It hurt so much how almost everyone in my life was furious with me for the mess I got myself into, even my family. Therapy is a great thing!

Yes, police treated me like absolute shit when I called for help, but when WoC call for help, they frequently get beaten, sexually assaulted, or killed by the cops. (This is documented) But without cops, it’s nearly impossible to safely leave sometimes. It's a goddamn mess.

To everyone saying things like “they belong together” and otherwise criticizing the unnamed woman for getting back with him:

Yeah except she teaches everyone that money doesn’t matter at all! Nbd! A few years after her death, when the Great Recession hit, I assume her descendants remembered the priceless necklace she tossed overboard in front of them and went to urinate on her grave.

My favorite part 100%

My favorite moments were when Jimmy and Horatio lost their shit like middle school best buds.

I just want to say that I have returned here three separate times today to watch Taran dance to Robyn. That video is a goddamn trip.

I mean, I'm praying. And changing my last name to Holtzmann. :)

You know what? I survived SERIOUS, life-threatening domestic violence for years at the hands of my now ex-wife. (I’m a lesbian) And yet, somehow, I manage to never derail conversations about dangerous men (who appear to be very likely engaging in domestic abuse) with “women can be bad guys too!” I know that better…

I know I should be shocked that there are no women on this team but I’m really not, because Trump. But I AM utterly confounded by all the Steves. I’d expect at least several Kevins and Todds.

Haha oh yeah I forgot how they kissed, and it was the best part! It seems like a different time, agreed. So strange.

Ugh yeah. Finding out what an extremely white privileged lady she is in real life has been one of my greatest disappointments.

And they get all excited for a show that’s going to have a gay couple kiss on screen (I think it was not just daytime, at least in my memory—it was TV shows in general?), and at the last moment the camera on the show pans to the fireplace! And Will and Jack are pissed as hell. I think about that all the time! Because…

Meryl Streep’s greatest monologue to date (only 25% joking)

Personally I wanted socks in his look. But specifically, I wanted very colorful, busy, unicorns-farting-rainbows socks. White ones were a definite no.

I feel uncomfortable with the white savior vibe of this viral video, but I also really appreciate that in real life, in an actual court, this judge apologized profusely to a black female defendant, listened to her, and low-key implied that she should seek recourse for her inhumane treatment.

Oh my god. I think you just turned me straight with that image.

Funny, because I’ve heard Andrew Sullivan speak a few times, and he has the most OBNOXIOUS voice. I’m amazed he’s allowed to use a microphone, ever. But he's a man, so.

I loved 99PI before, and now even more. That is so freaking great.

Is that a strain? Gotta check it out. Tomorrow. Because right now I’m watching Archer and giggling, courtesy of Sour Diesel.