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Leave it so someone named Finger to bury the lede about her giant hand!

The beautiful Defend the Sacred poster is moving and apt: thank you for posting. We must do that which we can to resist, and return the land to the sacred trust in which its true guardians hold her. More power to the Native Peoples of this land! šŸ

I like Matt Braugnerā€™s euphemism:

They probably brought some gifts too.

Follow-up tweets from @ColinKahl

Looks like a meeting of the ā€œfat neck frumpy suitā€ squad.

Donald has ... poor perspective-taking no skills.ļ»æ

Weā€™re all just the forced audience at a four year long taping of ā€œThe Apprentice, Banana Republic Edition.ā€

First, awesome username

Comey thought it was a practical joke at first, then when he found out it wasnā€™t, stayed to shake the hands of the employees he had been speaking to. Not a fan of Comey, but contrast the professionalism...

I definitely think Olivia accidentally shoots Fitz, maybe because heā€™s in disguise. Then she pulls off her face and sheā€™s Fitz and Fitz is Mellie and...scene.

the ocean is fucked up

Scandal really went down in quality after the Olivia-gets-kidnapped plotline. Iā€™m not mad about this.

...Neither of them were dead in 2005...........

Did you know scallops can swim??

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, andā€¦

Iā€™m about halfway through the process of getting my Polish citizenship, thanks (I think?) to my grandfather having to escape a little thing you may have heard of called the Holocaust. I was getting it just for funsies, so that I could skip extra long customs lines when travelling in Europe. Now Iā€™m REALLY glad itā€™sā€¦

Omg this answer made me sad. You and Lil BallofStress can go with the Mr, surely!

A tattoo of a motorcycle? That Brad is so practical: Itā€™s two mid-life crisis buys in one!