1. Fired Jeff Fisher

There’s a strong chance he goes full on Howard Hughes and holes himself up in a room pissing into jars so his trainer can analyze it for impurities, or thetans, or strawberries.

Counterpoint: You are actually in The Bad Place and Brady is never going to retire and will just keep on winning Super Bowl’s.

Lithuania, our gift to you. Please feel free to keep them. PLEASE.

Lithuania should buy a Super Bowl TV spot just to play this song

My cousin is a basketball agent very familiar with Europe. He told me that this is like, a 10-15K person town they’re playing in with a really bad history of racism. The coach is super intense, doesn’t speak a lick of english, and chain smokes during halftime.

*wipes away tear*

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

Clearly fake news. I’ve never seen anything resembling pizza in Ohio.

“It’s a tarp!”

“Alexa! Report sexual assault to the Police!”

Proponents of the Trump tax plan have already taken credit for the state of Pennsylvania giving its citizens thousands of bucks.

The Court Shit Of Eddie’s Father

I would normally take this time to pick my favorite Friday Bear video, but there hasn’t been one posted in a few months.

That’s exactly what I’m saying.

I can’t wait for the follow-up story detailing LeBron’s reaction to this story, and then the follow-up to the follow-up detailing Lavar’s response to LeBron.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

This is a real feel-good story. Recruitment by Twitter is something everyone can get behind because, like hiring a 2-person power company in Montana to fix Puerto Rico’s electrical grid after getting a LinkedIn message, it’s clear that there’s really nothing that can go wrong for the Ball brothers in Lithuania!

“Makes sense, Twitter is really the preferred medium for shopping around a good set of balls.”
-Anthony Weiner

Antoine Griezmann totally gets how Raheem feels.