Yeah, that is some impressive shit. Still just a regular day for Jim Tomsula, though.

Upon being reunited with his family, the squirrel said, “I have seen Heaven. Imagine a sprawling green meadow. And you can’t look up without seeing a pair of nuts.”

C’mon man, it’s British.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

She was history’s greatest monster for a day or two, so yes there was very much an attempt to shut her up. And it succeeded.

Why is it either-or? As far as I understood, Bialik did not discredit collective active or change. She was just (somewhat inarticulately) trying to say that women are not always powerless and can set certain boundaries themselves. Why is that not empowering? It was very depressing to see how folks jumped all over her…

And that the parents then told the parents of the other team! No one was having this coach’s shit.

Put in its full context, the players’ question was not insulting but equally disturbing:

I gotta say I’m glad the coach’s players didn’t listen to the dirtbag and also that they told their parents. I’m not surprised this joker Loucester lotta games this year.

He’s the first athlete to take public trans, as long as you don’t consider the decathlon a sport.

If you ask the president about Kike’s performance he might start taking about Jared Kushner.

My wife and I have been passionate about education being a gateway

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Get rid of the that for efficiency

That’s the response of a man who watched his HOF quarterback go down and knows that the media narrative of him being a good head coach is about to be exposed as a total fraud.

As an American it’s just weird to see a headline about Jets catching anything.

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

The Winnipeg Jets and the Sturgeon have a lot in common. Both, when young, are bottom dwellers.

It’s like Rush Limbaugh fucked Jack Tripper.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”