Nonono, not Lee. Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Next thing you know, someone will want to tear down his statue.

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?

The counterargument to your first paragraph is that every culture has stick-and-ball sports. I don’t think you necessarily need to have a baseball background to be capable of swinging a baseball bat. Just think of all the countries that play cricket.

This mistake is just the tibia of the iceberg.

I am going to agree with you here. There’s no way they didn’t know what they were doing would get them in a lot of trouble if they were caught. In my opinion this isn’t much different than expensing stuff on a business trip that’s for personal use. You’d get fired from a job for doing that. Athletes should be paid but…

I know this site has a reflexive “fuck the NCAA” position but I think in this one instance you sort of have to admit that these players went about things the wrong way. I didn’t use the benefits of my scholarship to buy electronics and then pawn them. I just straight up used my scholarship money on booze. Cut out the…

Nazis and supporters of the Southern Confederate States get no rights. You can’t be an American and a Nazi. You can’t memorialize the Confederate rebels in a positive way and still be an American. We fought wars over both these things.

So GoDaddy was totally cool with DailyStormer up until now?

Good picture! Here it is from another angle!

Red blood cells have been around for like, billions of years. Let’s replace them with something else.

(nobody does this more than José Mourinho)

The older Vipers show E with 12 gallons left in the tank, which get you about 6 miles.

Kaep got a job! Fuck yeah, glad someone in football came to their senses.

Can someone photoshop Billy’s face onto Fellaini and a pic of Neymar in a PSG jersey onto the ball?

Frustrated college athletes across the country are begging their tutors to write a thoughtful rebuttal.

“Three years later, the LAPD engaged in massive anti-gang sweeps known as Operation Hammer, which led to the arrest of 24,684 mostly African American youths, often without cause, and involved detaining them for 24 hours in a specially constructed holding facility at the Coliseum.”

You’re completely correct, but it’s supposed to go like this, when you’re a Jet...

I assume Kaep was screening his calls.