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Bostorket
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Oh Snap.

"The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention.
Now that.
Is.
Irony!"

Was blind, but now I…. sh**.

Well, maybe not from Blue Velvet.

Well, the years started comin'
and they didn't stop comin'
and they didn't stop comin'
and they didn't stop comin'
and they didn't stop comin'
and they didn't stop comin'
and they didn't stop comin'
and they didn't stop comin'
and they didn't stop comin'
[con't]

She's screaming for totally different reasons.

He would have made it to the medal ceremony held in his honor, except he couldn't afford the train ticket to the rendezvous point :/

I usually refer to him as 'the armpit stain of humanity'.

No John Lemon?

And don't forget a nostalgic face that the "kids" all like but the "kids" barely know at all.

John Oliver might have a permanent :< etched into his face now.

"What's in the box?!"

Totally grounded in folklore, which has a cultural base of rules that made it work (trial by riddle, fairies are powerless against cold iron, flatter a swamp hag to gain advantage, ect).

Nathaniel: Gee Bill! How come your mom lets you sit on two spikes?

"COMFORT IS A SIN. 12 WIVES IS NOT. REPENT, KINDA!"

Like, in a volcano?

K.

END. END. THIS FUCKING YEAR. ENNNNND.

Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU