Indeed.

And doth spake the Lord, “Don’t shoot.”

10/10 would gladly get backstabbed while deadlifting again.

Maaaan, Tien just can’t catch a break. Though sometimes...

Break me off a piece of that kit-kat...

the semen-hued thespian thought he could get away with throwing shade at Penny from Good Times.

Also, it only counts if you go out for burgers later.

Of course you won’t have to say anything, after the mandatory brain implants and cognitive conditioning.

So he can hit harder with it. Duh.

Guy #1: “So, I hold gon like zis, yah?”

*teaings out.

7. Acknowledging that, although Columbus Day is built on a lie, he still wants the holiday off. Because despite this fuck-shit holiday, he’s still not going to pass up an opportunity to sleep in and watch a K.C. Undercover marathon.

It’s a solid premise, but the execution is meh and the punchline doesn’t fit even as a stretch.

Leave this one to Nappa.

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Wait... they already made a Taken 2:

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