“Someone make a note. I don’t think we should have Phil Donahue back next year.”

Probably better than channeling Nicholas Cage.

It has to be a wedgie-minefield, but guaranteed to never sag.

“Right about that time them Duke boys learned that a suspension can only take so much.

K.

Glitched Hannah Montana: and people say there are no good Lovecraftian games.

“Hail hydra.”

He looks like a Dorian Gray-esqe portrait of Michael Phelps in the matter of success.

“He jumps, he grabs HE SCORES!!”

When keeping it real goes horribly real.

So I read MLB was trying to make itself less boring. Maybe they should try some karate kicks to spice things up.

Arch Rivals was great but had a significant shortage of dick kicks.

It’s been a while since I’ve flown anywhere it seems o.O I thought all in-flight movies were the ultra-censored-for-network-TV versions with the ironically-hilarious-alternate-explative-dubbing? Anything even close to hot-and-bothering were trimmed out by default.

Also... if you’re playing a ‘Hitler’ game and you don’t know what ‘nein’ means without translation, you don’t deserve an explanation.

I’ve always had an appreciation for well done low-high brow humor.

Post-mortem breakdancing should come with Curly woops.

It works until the end of the stage and the P-Wing runs out :/