“All you want in return is my soul? In this job market that’s a great deal!”

First he’ll have to ride the mighty sand wurms across Voldemort’s “Death Star” and straight into Mordor.

I hadn’t been to a Gamestop since this Cicle of Life thing broke until I went to pick up my pre-ordered Nioh. Suddenly, there was none of the usual shpiel. I was so thrown off I directly asked the guy behind the register if there was ‘anything else?’.

The orthodontist will have a hell of a time picking the bits of their Game Boy out of their braces.

I’ve been playing back into Witcher 3 a bit lately and I’ve been catching myself all day calling him Geralt, even sometimes trying to put up a Quen shield when I’m getting backed into a corner during combat.

Getting the crotches to sync up can be a hassle at times.

I guess if you want something done optimally, you go to the experts.

Well, it seems Belichick’s halftime offering of puppy sacrifice and orphan blood were enough.

But it’d make sense without an uneccessarily drawn-out over-explanation, and that just wouldn’t be Kojima.

I dunno, there’s been some bad trips people don’t completely come back from. Some never at all.

It’s all a matter of perspective. Plenty of writers have ‘invented’ terms, phrases, names, ect. I suppose it all comes down to degrees of success, not necessarily on the writers’ part.

The Shittiest Mega Man boss ever. And that’s including Spiked-Wall Man.

I’m playing back through Witcher 3 too, though because I chose to start a NG+ before the second DLC came out. Have had to play back through everything, but it’s been neat making new choices. Not so neat to have to go and re-hunt all the witcher diagrams >.>

It’s never open! :(

Because of Optimus’ deathbed butterfingers, and the matrix’s (apparent) ‘first touches, no backsies’ clause.

Don’t underestimate Optimus’ popularity, and that longtime series diehards might pick him since Magnus was his choice to succeed him (damn you, deathbed butter fingers!).

Don’t forget though that the Tifa + group all have had full 3D renditions and significantly more visual details to identify them, especially those from X and up (not to mention they’re the most recent chronologically and, for some, the easiest to recall). Tifa’s a bit more special due to having been in TEH GREETAST EF…

My brain wants to tell me slimmer, but then it remembers stuff about vertical lines and that her hips are still there.