Only if he tries it in the locker room.

OMG - Left Shark could have been a bear THE WHOLE TIME. WAS NO ONE ADEQUATELY PREPARED FOR SUCH A SITUATION.

...but they’ve been told that their use of it technically constitutes a violation of the Geneva Conventions...

Bastion’s Rutger Hauer is so spot-on, how could they not tell?!

Circle of life.

But you can’t support the troops and be for national health care; that’s illegal in this country.

Who one the last one? I was hoping it was the tika masala. It was pretty much the perfect potato chip.

It’s probably, well...

Beware, the clerics’ explosive flatulence!

The strangest things I ever found were ladders that went nowhere. Sometimes they were glitched and didn’t properly connect to the platform they went up to, but sometimes they were just... there. Silent. Judging you.

I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until we get to see the return of Power Master Johnny Arcade.

Bitches love Bastion.

... a toggle that turns the cat potion off when you exit a cave...

It’s awesome but she picked the wrong thing. Everyone will instinctively want to attack her first.

I think this is an adequate simulation:

You should, like, write a song.