One moment that feels like a fully justified WTF WHY moment: the car breaking down. If I had to sum up their marketing exposure of FFXV in one sentence, it’d be ‘road trip with anime hair’.

I think if Mitch McConnell were to open his mouth in any of these pictures we’d see a screaming snake realizing it’s about to die.

*awkward dances or praises the light*

In all fairness when I’m feeling lazy I roll Invective. I like not worrying about ammo drops and abuse the final round perk for preemptive surprise-kills on shotgun rushers, then reload one round and weapon swap. I’ve got a really great Lord High Fixer or use the trusty, rusty, formerly-vendor-buyable Hung Jury with…

High shotgun ratio in PVP? I hadn’t noti-*Universal Remote’d in the face*

Harry Potter charging in on a velociraptor in the books/movies would have made everything 100,000% more awesomer.

He actually kinda has a look of, “This wasn’t supposed to happen, this was all just for free ad time and exposure, I don’t know how to president.”

Is this NES Final Fantasy ‘fixed’, or does it still have all the bugs that made it a lot harder than it should have been (i.e. Intelligence stat doesn’t strengthen black magic, some spells straight up do nothing, elemental weaknesses never apply, ect. ect.)?

Not sure. Is ‘Chapstick’ what the kids are calling cocaine these days?

Everything seems massive when gripped in tiny, tiny hands.

It did help that it was amongst the most meta of skills, and as such received multiple nerfs across the original game’s lifetime (out the gate Tactics had no affect on it. It had no cool down and the +20 armor was static).

It was an interesting name change. I kinda miss the Boston Ne’er-Do-Wells.

Um... uh... she’ll, uh, take you there?

It took me a while to realize the “For Great Justice!” shout in Guild Wars 1 and 2 was a Zero Wing/All Your Base reference.

Blizzard Entertainment: Belittling you for liking their games since 1991™.

Color it ‘burnt umbrage’.

“I would hope you recognize Aela even in this form. She’s agreed to be your forebear.”