That is the story of my life.

Is... is that a Jay Leno rattata?

You’re kinda right. Working out isn’t only part of the solution: as mentioned, being mindful of others/gain self-esteem and respect/improving social skills are also very important and will lead to overcoming shyness (without having to steal any library books). But working out is very, very important as improving body…

As the story goes, a lizardman monk named Stynkfyst...

feat: Knuckles.

Work out, be more confident, bathe regularly, work out, manage a somewhat-well-rounded diet, work out, be mindful of others’ needs and wants, work out, gain self esteem/respect, work out, improve social skills, work out, work out, don’t be so sex-focused (or get really good at being sly and coy about it), and maybe…

Probably didn’t want to OD on SMT-related listings, but you did miss a few great ones like, oh, Nocturne:

Ha ha, no problem! It’s one of those things I’ve remembered since I was a kid. A friend had internet and he ‘spoiled’ it to me as if it were just like the Konami code. Wild Arms 1-3 and Alter Code F are fantastic games. I hope you enjoy it!

In the underappreciated PlayStation game, Wild Arms, treasure Hunter Jack and his pal Hanpan are confronted with an encrypted monument upon entering a temple. In order to bypass the security, Jack is prompted with a question asking if he’s the keeper of the Memory. That’s when the game gives you the option to rename…

CoD’s never been my game, but I won’t lie: boom box bomb that lures zombies to get down before blowing up, kinda made me chuckle. Just a lil.

This weirds me out so much, yet I really want to see real-life puppets of these characters.

He’s Billy Idolling. Watch for his Rebel Yells.

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET. You’ve only now truly arrived, and know not the depths of dark which you probe.

I think I speak on behalf of the entire world when I say YYYEEEEEEOOOOOUUUCCHH