Jada is mad. Her man was not nominated. I get it. I get it. You get mad. Said it’s not fair that Will was this good and doesn’t get nominated. You’re right. It is also not fair that Will was paid $20 million for Wild Wild West okay?

Marie Curie has a dragon punch that’s more ironic than painful.

(Robotic computer-voice)

He found that NBA Jam hidden extra point place the NBA’s been trying to remove for years. Also, he was probably on fire.

Oh hey, I remember that name. Kinda like Jack Thompson, in more ways than one.

I haven’t played Pokémon in so long, Dugtrio sounded like an off-brand Duritos.

When I was 16 I wanted to learn how to (and, well, still kinda do). But my mother wouldn’t let me for fear I’d damage her car. Now I just don’t know of any possible opportunities to even try :/

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Then he called me a bunch of names and said that Sarah had warned him years ago that I wouldn’t understand their bond and I would try to drive a wedge between them, but he always defended me, and now here I was proving her right.

tl;dr too much Megami, not enough Tensei. Maybe just the right amount of Shin.

All in all, I guess the red card was really deserved?

I’m saving and reusing this picture and reference.

Dat Play Arts Kai Fran.

Dat Barret. Boss as &$#%.

The play I’ll not forget is likely because it happened in the previous game: the blown field goal kick. Real kick in the teeth for morale and momentum.

Never kills because it’s busy consuming your soul in it’s impossible quest to acquire the humanity it desperately thinks it needs, not knowing it’ll never get it nor will it fill the void in it’s empty, robotic, J-Pop heart.

Is it just me, or does the lego Kevin give off Seth Rogen vibes?