This is literally, like, the first time I've ever heard this complaint. I really don't know how to respond to it, other than it's kind of dumb to bring up due to the fact that the amount of time you put into an interactive experience such as video games is often directly proportional to the enjoyment derived.

IM KATOS, GED OFF WAER

BALLGHAZI. Probably because 'Ballgate' is the subtitle of an upcoming Magic Mike sequel.

Magikarp used Slow Roasted! It was Super Delicious!

He's the hottest middle-aged professional golfing man who's also a teenage girl in Europe Hawaii and clearly a perfect commodity to be sold on the international sex slave market.

Dat Sleep. It's sup... super... eff....

If the XFL had tried that it might have gone on for more than 2 seasons.

If it were a mint, fresh-from-the-pack Alpha Lotus it'd have been awesomer. Also, confusinglyer.

Soooooo... do the new 3DSs have the recipe for the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?

Ouch, right in the home.

I went to take a screen cap when it suddenly Gaben'd me.

Well, you just need to aim it right and save it for bigger targets as to get all four swords to explode on the same location (usually a midsection/groin). It isn't the most effective maybe, but it definitely ups the fun.

I remember reading the Pillow Book in high school and it being the first time I ever read something that felt like the author/historical figure was an actual person. Having spent most my life at that point reading from textbooks it was really refreshing to have something with genuine emotion put into it.

Ohey, she has Guybrush Threepwood powers!

Sounds nice, but it's no SWORDSPLOSION!!!, the shotgun that fires a sword that explodes into 3 swords that also explode.

We have nothing to announce at this time.

Your Corporate-Bullshit-Fu is weak, grasshopper.

Again: All photoshop, the two have never even been in the same room.

Jeez, she's either the official spokesperson for industrial-class back braces or she's got the back muscles of a Greek demigoddess.