I'm thinking more in the vein of 3rd quarter TPS spreadsheet reports. And yeah, I know people who thrive under clerical work.

And so it begins.

EO: Because despite my fantastic concept art I'm as fun to play as an excel spreadsheet.

Behold the magic that was Excel Saga. Go watch it.

I は more shock than ever before.

Who doesn't like to jump rope after making a torso explode?

It looks like the Strong Bad version.

3/3 cybernetic assassins agree that pizza makes the best meal.

The heterochromia helps some. Though by no means to detract from the works.

I hate myself slightly less by making it implied.

IT'S IN THE GAME*

Maybe we aren't getting it. Maybe it's all a metaphor for computing and she's a coding savant, instead of having a name that sounds like something Crayola made up, and is about as sharp as a crayon, but was eventually tossed out for failing their non-toxic standards.

Pretty good job. Now, level 2:

Obviously, Oak is no match for a team full of level 100 Pokémon, but still. I wish this battle would have stayed in the game, since I can't think of a better way to end Red and Blue. Fighting against your rival is definitely cathartic, but defeating Oak—the man who sent you on the adventure to begin with—is a whole…

It'd be fantastic, but finding an intact soul in this corporate culture would be a lot like discovering any Fortune 500 CEO was secretly a unicorn. Which would be kinda cool.

HOW CAN I SNAP YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE

YATA JAGUAAAAAR

Wait... but don't they... how did... isn't it...