- 10 stealth: draws too much attention.

"And thus said the Lord, 'You will know me when I come, for I am the light, the way, a stout bird wearing a tuxedo...'"

I don't think they quite understand 'duck and cover'.

"... her energy spent, Pikachu collapses and takes a long nap, a smile etched in her face."

I love me a good pair of titles.

Danish-curls and all.

"Hello, the Stewart Show, Jon Daily speaking."

Oh, the XFL reference - I remember that! How it attempted to rival the NFL with a league filled with men only pretending to be rapists and murderers.

I absolutely hate to comment on this, as there have been so many more, but this reply of yours, in particular, bothers me beyond comprehension.

Nice to see Captain Falcon getting a reprieve from the Nintendo unemployment dole. Rumors had been that Falcon was hitting the bottle lately

If only I could recommend a post x100, simply for making me laugh harder than I've laughed in a long while. No idea why it did, just hit the right spot.

I'm amused to find out his name is actually spelled 'Doocy', as if he couldn't remember how to spell it once and made it up.

I'm glad the guy using the cheap, repeatable combo you can't break from got beat. Too many bad Cable/Sentinel/Magneto MvC2 memories.

"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YESSSS"

THAT'S WHY THEY CHARGE MONTHLY NOW. It's the new Blackmail TOS.

Lots of Poison fans in the Colorado/Wyoming area it seems.