He was staring daggers at someone, so they stared javelins back.
What a senseless waste of human life.
Expostulation is easy. Comedy is hard.
The look people have while thinking, "That damned fly is back, ARGH its driving me nuts!"
Even in a card game, Sean Bean still dies. He can't catch a break.
The second short, "The Darkest Day", involves a mime. That's all you need to know, really.
The third and finale Tale from the HQ is titled "The Bride of Frankentrap", and involves a love triangle with everybody's favorite insane robot at the top. Seriously. Okay, mostly seriously.
"STEROIDS?! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
So if I've got my math straight here, this is a port of a port of a remake of an NES game. Good stuff. Now where's FFVI HD?
(Since the 'uh, nooooooo....' gallery is already addressed...)
Clearly, this article was written by a matured Tommy Boy several years down the road, +/- Chris Farley.
If they'd only cel-shade it and add lots of tagging, I'd totally be down for JSR with Zombies.
I don't know if you've ever been in a music festival press area, but it's basically a bunch of people who are cooler than you jacking off a bunch of other people who are even cooler than them, in hopes that some of the cooler cool-juice will splatter on their skin and they can absorb its powers and finally start…
Easily, one of the best games for the PS2, not to mention RPGs. Great music, great story, great combat system - before Press Turns I would never have thought turn-based combat could be so intense.
Fight the boss on a Full Moon. Makes it a lot easier.
This might just be the greatest thing ever.
"Well, Handsome Jack wanted something to high-five at any given time, but my arm was inconveniently attached to my body of which Jack informed me he couldn't stand to be near for more than three or four seconds every day or two.