Ethan designs a clever program that mines bitcoins for him, but what will he do when his program starts demanding a cut of the profits? — Modern Twilight Zone (@ModernSerling) December 16, 2013

Goddamn it, makes me want to play it. Such a great game, still looks decent too!

I understand - though 'not qualifying for tax breaks' is (in effect) a taxing. The point-behind-my-point is that the language is written (in this iteration at least) singling out a specific genre of a medium. It's problematic on many levels and could be combated from several directions:

I'm no big city lawyer, but since the opinions on the 2011 ruling specifically state that 1st Amendment Rights apply to video games, whether they be "violent" or not, that portion of the tax code wouldn't stand for long?

It's a pull-string talking doll, just like a Chatty Cathy!

When 1 - 2 - 3 was mentioned as following the rule, I got it.

If only Shin Megami Tensei could get this kind of love. The interestingly-different-yet-ugghhhFTP-MMO is dying within the coming week.

"We're going to be vikings, cuz, like, vikings are totally non-conformist, unlike these Tolkein-Redwall-wannabe-douchebags here."

Dreamcast

Hands down, perfect for gaming. Just gotta clean the dead skin buildups over the three trackball censors every now and then.

Well, memorization plus reaction and timing, which are all skills themselves.

As the other captions indicate, games NEED more of this, or at least a lot less hand-holding.

Obligatory missing from this list reply: Tales of the Abyss 3DS.

Oh, SHE.

In fact, the potential something that changes how we play games could in fact be changed by how we play this new device that changes potential change into how we speculate into Google's new phone in how it could change. Games. Or something.

How about this one?

The mark of any game worthy of playing.

Well, at least it was only $2.

And every screenshot here should have the captions:

HIIIIIIGH FIIIIIIIIVE