How about when the offensive lineman was holding and grabbing the facemask on the guy who was about sack Tony Romo when they called that bullshit defensive holding on that screen pass?

Fuck Roger Goodell's NFL. This game was rigged.

When I was a kid and watched Jimmy V's speech for the first time, I resolved that if I ever had cancer, I'd remember that speech and wouldn't give up, wouldn't ever give up.

Eisen... damn. Maybe it's the dreary morning, but I'll say this: may all of us have friends who mean so much to speak so poignantly after we depart.

I cannot be the only man to shed a tear today. We lost a good one today.

Fuck cancer. RIP Stuart.

Hottest of takes. Be proud of yourself.

It seems to be the unpopular opinion, but I agree that it is just unnecessarily cruel. I've spent my entire professional career in colleges and universities (not in athletics) so maybe I am a bit protective of college athletes. This just seems like senseless humiliation for someone who Deadspin would usually point…

There are 136 replies to this. Please tell me that I'm not the only one suggesting that we maybe act like human beings and not make fun of a 20 year old kid who had something hideously embarrassing happen to him on television? Maybe? Just this once?

Well, if they'd been there to "take charge" he might have stopped but if you read the article you would know that he fought the uncle off of his girlfriend, the uncle fled the house and then he called the police. So he did let them "take charge" when they were there and the uncle came back to the house.

"I don't want to believe her because I hope she wasn't raped" is a bullshit bitch-slap to victims disguised as sympathy. Fuck off with that nonsense.

Are we supposed to be mad at this? So what? It's not like the women are underage or non-consenting. He doesn't want to marry or have kids; he'd rather carry on in this way. It might not be for me, but I fail to see why it's a problem. Cameron Diaz famously doesn't want children and has dated many younger men. Is that…

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…

Unless it was necessary

Nephew was not charged with anything. +1 for the police this time around.

i basically feel like kermit w tea rn

HOLY SHIT. Dude looks like a corpse.

I was going to say the same thing. He looks disgusting with his disgusting beard, but if he's single and adult women who are capable of making their own decisions want to hang out with him, then whatever.

Is this supposed to be a problem? Like it or not, he's doing exactly what a lot of men would do if they had the money and fame to get this kind of woman's attention. At least this greasy furball of potato dirt is honest. There are so many guys that settle down with one woman only bc they're not rich enough, or…

I don't really care who Leo is or is not hookin gup with but if this was a 4o year old woman being claled out for her "age appropriateness" y'all would be shitting yourselves in "righteous" fury. I've never heard of any accusations that anyone DiCaprio hooked up with wasn't willing and able to make their own…