I never understood auto shows. Like paying to go to a large, crowded car dealer showroom. For free, I can drop in any local car dealer at any time and even test drive one if I wanted to. I guess the concept is lost on me. Guess I will drop by a Volvo dealer soon.....

.......and this is still legal.....

The fucker who sits in the driver seat for 10 minutes poking every button as 10 people wait their turn to check out the car.

Got that right. I owned an '87 Tracer. There was NO joy in owning that car. Parts were stupid expensive and broke often. In retrospect, I should have got a Yugo.

From behind, it looks like he is motoring along while holding himself.

Back in tha day, these were a nice departure from that Chrysler was offering. Though not sexy by any means, I know quite a few people that managed to squeeze over 200 k miles out of them.

I'm a child of the 80's and no toy from that era will make me buy a car. Be original, make me laugh and you have my attention. Possibly enough for me to check out your product. Have marketers given up?

Oh yay! Another scripted reality show!

Basically, raise something the size of a Yaris by 2 inches and charge a few thousand more. Sigh....... I hate this trend already.....

Parenting, you're doing it right.

Are suicide emoji's a threat? I'm thinking if it was posted by someone named Mohammed it would be a one way ticket to the no fly list.

I love how America never changes. Land of shame.

I popped into my local Jeep dealer here in Dollard Des Ormeaux, QC this week and sat in a fantastic looking Grand Cherokee SRT. As I am checking the rig out, I can hear a salesguy on the phone with what can only assume is a buddy. He sees me in the $50K black beast and continues to go on and on about how is going to…

"It's time to unpimp ze Audi"

It's pretty clear that God really hates Camry's.

Truck buyers don't give a crap about fuel economy. They want a truck because America.

Why oh why does 'Yoda still put the instrument cluster in the middle??? Was the 2003 Saturn Ion the influence for this monstrosity???

I like the Prius but I can't say I blame him. Toyota has done nothing to make this car more enjoyable to drive. It still feels like you're driving a slower, noisier and unwieldy Corolla. The best part is you get to pay thousand more for it!

Back in 2002 when I owned one, shortly after I saw the crash tests results I sold mine. The small overlap test may be catastrophic to some vehicles but in the case of the Venture, any way you crashed it would likely mean death.