The implication: Google will save you from Asian woman drivers. Rejoice!

Sure, what could go wrong?

An Asian woman in a car with no steering wheel. What are you trying to say Google?

Because I own the road, bitch.

"Your shipment may be delayed due to mis-routing in transit"

Yay! Planes!

General Manslaughter when the dust settles.

Lawyers just hit the jackpot.

That....sound.

GM?

I've had my ass handed to me by a 70 year old. I should have been embarrassed but I was too much in awe. I thought 18 mph was decent, he held 21 without much effort.

As someone who bikes 4 or 5 times a week, I hope to be this man in 35 years. Consider me inspired.

10 billion?

Exactly why I bought it. I loved the sales experience. It's a shame no dealers have attempted to sell cars with a "soft sell" approach again. Letting you test drive a car for 24 hours and offering a loaner if the work on your car at the dealer would exceed 4 hours was big plus. I didn't love having the upper strut…

Unfortunately, I had one of these. Luckily, it was under extended warranty. I owned the car for less than a year. It needed $5000 of warranty repairs and was at the dealer for over a month. Goodbye GM, hello Toyota.

I say recall, GM insiders call it....

I owned an '06, my sympathies. Great (Honda) engine and tranny, the GM parts are so unreliable it's scary. In retrospect, I should have just bought a Honda!

My favourite: Genocide. WTF??