As someone who bikes 4 or 5 times a week, I hope to be this man in 35 years. Consider me inspired.

10 billion?

Exactly why I bought it. I loved the sales experience. It's a shame no dealers have attempted to sell cars with a "soft sell" approach again. Letting you test drive a car for 24 hours and offering a loaner if the work on your car at the dealer would exceed 4 hours was big plus. I didn't love having the upper strut…

Unfortunately, I had one of these. Luckily, it was under extended warranty. I owned the car for less than a year. It needed $5000 of warranty repairs and was at the dealer for over a month. Goodbye GM, hello Toyota.

I say recall, GM insiders call it....

I owned an '06, my sympathies. Great (Honda) engine and tranny, the GM parts are so unreliable it's scary. In retrospect, I should have just bought a Honda!

My favourite: Genocide. WTF??

The best punishment GM should get is PEOPLE STOP BUYING THEIR CARS!

Chevy Cobalt, Genocide Edition

"We're recalling everything, much easier this way".

Sex on wheels, the overweight senior with herpes kind.

If you think it looks awful, wait til you drive it!

So many GM's to choose from! THIS is the crowning achievement of "fuck it, we don't care, they'll buy anything".

If the engine wasn't on fire it was a good day.

Braking or steering, pick one.

What's not to love about fiery death?

My family had one. Holes in the floors and all 4 doors from rust after 5 years. Power steering and brake defects and non existent suspension. These cars made the Lada look like a luxury car.

Ugly, horrible to drive and mildly reliable, what's not to love?

Looked like crap, drove like crap. The Old GM at it's finest.