How do we know that the Lambo was even being driven, though. Maybe it was peacefully parked and just talked back to Brown once too often and he knocked it about until it “learned some fucking respect”.

Get back to us when you can include this sentence in your story: “Brown, who was only identifiable through DNA pube analysis, was deposited across several hundred yards of California freeway in a long, runny smear of bone matter and excrement.”

It should be called an Aventa now since the door is gone.

Unless he died in it, who cares

Maybe they’re probing the market to see what the response would be.

Soon they’ll be in Africa, driven by a guy in a 2017 Packers NFC Champs T-Shirt and Hat.

Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable. I fucking need it.

Potential Buyer: “Hmm, it can cross a stream you say?”