FYI all these clowns harping on me about liking Domino’s are distracting me from finishing Shade Court so maybe just consider who the REAL enemy is here.

But when I did live in New York, I did occasionally order Domino’s. Pick your jaw up off the floor and chiiiilllll.

For the 4,578th time, I don’t live in New York.

Actually when I was a prosecutor, I’d push for sentences like this all the time. The point is: he’ll agree the to deal. Rape cases are always tricky to prosecute. It gets them a lengthy sentence when they violate probation...which they do often.

Black minors do.

i like beyonce (have forever, saw destiny’s child in concert three times as a kid) but is anyone else totally exhausted by stan culture? the internet acting like she is the greatest thing in the history of the world and completely above reproach tires me out(the amount of ‘woke’ people i saw defending her for that…

I forgot what a big deal it was for the Chicks to slag W. back in the day, just how huge and hysterical the backlash was. Ironic, since this is the same crowd who currently lament how political correctness is ruining free speech and society.

Oh I didn’t know that Kelly was running an overpriced comfort food business. Can you share her Yelp?

Your fallacy is called relative privation. Look it up. Do you really think you’re making some kind of point with this nonsense?

Collards are a designer vegetable?

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

I am absolutely stunned that a Bethesda game is buggy.

After seeing the Undertale fanbase, FNAF fanbase is actually an OK fanbase.  

Excess anything masturbation and porn can have a negative effect on your overall well being.

Funny, the question I ask myself every night is “Why am I not sleeping with Idris Elba? WHY, DEAR GOD, WHY???”

I don’t know what you’re doing here, but I think you might be in the wrong place.

I hear echoes of every other cult leader I’ve ever listened to. I hope this man is put away where he can’t prey on anyone else again.

The internet is full of porn but some people wants it absolutely everywhere.

I LOVE Witcher 3 (prefer it over Skyrim) but they scratch completely different itches. With PC Modded Skyrim you can immerse yourself in the world in a very personal way, whether you want to download joke mods or the Pocket Empire Builder which allows you to create fully populated cities. When I finished my latest W3…

The try guys aren’t about gay panic, they are about painting gay panic as completely ridiculous. They are about showing people that, just because you are easily freaked out about such a simple thing, that doesn’t mean there is anything actually wrong with it. The try guys almost always realize that there isn’t…