Any country? Um, Sweden? Actually, really any Scandinavian country. Welp, that takes care of that. 

Power =/= greatness. I guess Stalin was pretty great too, then.

Nah, fuck this country. It’s far from being the best in anything, except school shootings.

Fuck this country. America has never been and will never be great.

Have you ever been to a Gamestop midnight release? They should have people selling this at the door.

Yes, slim. The OP is acting like Nintendo will update with an ‘improved hardware’ version of their console, which Nintendo doesn’t do except with handhelds. Where’s the WiiU+? Sony and Microsoft do now, for sure.

Handhelds have been updated every few years since the first Gameboy. Consoles have not, except in smaller versions. Calm yourself.

Handhelds =/= home console. Handhelds are destined to be updated every few years or so.

Nintendo hasn’t even released specs yet. Why would they have already talked about the battery life?

When has Nintendo ever done that besides releasing a smaller version of a console a few years later?

lolwut

Popplio is my favorite and that’s all that matters.

There was a female outlaw in one of the earlier episodes.

Ok, here’s one: It doesn’t.

Yeah, I don’t understand why Jezebel has been so fucking mad about Perfect Illusion.

Perfect Illusion was great. I’m not sure why people are trying to say it’s objectively bad or something.

I knew this story wasn’t what it was croc’d up to be.