Perhaps looking to regain some goodwill, Harris announced today that as a Veteran's Day tribute to the Army, the 76ers will tank.

We are working quickly to rectify the situation including recalling the calendars from retail.

This might be the most American ‘scandal’ ever.

Unfortunately, Detroit is last in the country in uncontested rebounds.

Allegedly

The Bears should have probably told Ratliff that the team’s Haunted Halas wasn’t until October 31.

I’m going to go with “exclusive franchise tag” as a reason no one is talking about it.

If there’s one thing Irsay can handle, it’s a bunch of downers.

Looking at Bob, it appears that he has seen the light.

Translation: “Oh shit, people noticed.”

Fucking....amazing... you win the internets for the day!

WHY ISN’T THIS ARTICLE ABOUT DYLAN LARKIN?!

Deserves more stars. Some shitty thing I said the other day got over 300.

Legally? How? That was blatant interference. You can’t skate into somebody and impede their progress.

Fringe candidates often serve the important role of getting the front runners to address concerns that the front runners will not tackle. While they often know they do not have a strong legitimate chance to win the election, they will get their voices heard.

Seriously, if he’d just followed up he would’ve had a goal. That guy needs to watch more hockey. (Just kidding, nobody should watch hockey)

If you live and work in New York City, you should not be allowed to carry a backpack unless you are absolutely willing to take off said backpack the second you enter the subway and leave it off the entire time you’re on the train. Nothing is worse than Oblivious Backpack Guy, taking up an entire person’s worth of…

I have the same Jansport since Junior High. Still works like a champ and I’ve brought my gym clothes to work in it.