makes me wonder how many of those people, without a hint of self-awareness, still complain about people who don’t “deserve” handouts from the government.

I’d say all of the Puerto Ricans still suffering after their “act of god” from months ago who watched this show tonight ought to be really pissed off and send an angry letter to Roseanne, but I’m sure plenty of them still don’t have the electricity to power their TV.

he’s gonna get another puppy in a year and name her Bad, so he can walk around introducing his dogs as “my bitches, Bad and Boujee”

my personal theory as to why this is coming out now:

nah, i’d give them a 40 of O’Douls.

“in this episode of Roseanne, no one forgot their lines. Everything was lit so it could be seen and there were no major continuity errors. A+”

I’ve had a good number of meals at pretty nice restaurants but it’s rare that an actual food item sticks in my head at those places like they do at the take-out/delivery places I love to stop whenever I’m in a city:

well, I’m about to double the number of video game soundtracks that I own on vinyl.

I’ll defend Relient K as I probably was just the right age to mature along with the band. Their first couple albums had songs making Thundercats jokes and making naked grasps at making a John Hughes tribute, but by the time Mmhmm came around it was starting to push a little more towards adulthood. Forget and Not Slow…

i would bet you a large sum of money that there are more people who hated Ghostbusters ‘16 who ghost-busted a nut over RPO than people who think it’s real dumb.

what the shit yeah how is Fati losing? I need to step up my voting game clearly.

Kanye playing Family Feud will be kinda funny because of the dichotomy between how seriously Kanye takes himself and the inherent absurdity of Celebrity Family Feud, but he’s also a really intelligent guy and grew up like a normal human being, so I can imagine him and his non-Kim family being pretty good at the Feud.

I know we made Taking Back Sunday and Maroon 5 jokes in the recap but my immediate thought upon seeing Michael Voltaggio was “i guess he’s auditioning for the position of ‘Lead Singer of Linkin Park’”

Fatima is my fan favorite for a wide variety of reasons (she got hosed in her exit, she’s hilarious, she’s the sentimental favorite), but second place is definitely Padma’s Wardrobe Person for giving us both Fancy Dinner Padma and Little House on the Prairie Padma (and Cowboy Padma next week!).

The rest of the world may look at our team of curlers and see what appears to be a group of small town credit union employees taking a group golf outing a bit too seriously, I see a group of champions who are about to bring grey chinos with a black belt back into style.

linen sheet. linen duvet cover. linen pillowcase. i sleep on luxury that Jay Gatsby would be jealous of. or at least throw at the woman he loves from a balcony.

I love Chris and would not be disappointed if he won, but I am fully on team Carrie at this point. Her talking to her dad in the early part of the show was very relatable to me, and describing her very vivid dreams was hilarious. (Joe also lived up to his reputation by talking about how much weed he smoked.) Her…

ideally you’d use something water based but if it’s raining...

as long as Brother doesn’t come back through LCK, I think the spirit of Denver is fully with Carrie which is giving her the boost she needs to stay on top. Not every season of TC has that, but it seems like all of my favorite seasons have someone who just gets imbued with a sort of magic because they have a link to…

made properly, it’s a really good vegan/potentially GF replacement for boneless wings. There’s a brew-staurant near where I live that does them in three different flavors and they’re all really good. I attempted them once at home and they were alright, I imagine if someone has a good recipe and method they’re a great…