I still don’t think she’ll get very far, but the few times I’ve seen Lisa on TV since Top Chef Chicago (still one of my favorite seasons because of the cast and my proximity to the city and for leading to Iron Chef Stephanie Izard) she’s not been nearly as villain-y as she was during that season. I think that Top Chef…

as someone who worked at Blockbuster during those last sad years:

GKMC is better than both of them and it’s nowhere to be found, what a shame

i have a Cam Newton jersey. I love Cam Newton very much. He’s incredibly fun to watch play football. But Cam needs to retire while he can still walk fine. Those first two games were painful to watch as a Cam fan, he clearly can’t throw the ball the way he used to, and he’s definitely not gonna be making those hard…

you forgot the “and a ring” part

So, here’s the big question: What happens to the Captain America frozen in the ocean in the timeline that our Cap jumps into to be with Peggy? Is he just sitting frozen in the ocean while our Cap is Captain America defeating Hydra in the 1950s/60s and undoing all of the bad stuff that happened that he couldn’t have…

man this season’s “Everything Totally Falls Apart” episode is gonna punch me in the face a whole bunch, isn’t it?

I’m sort of glad that the YTW writers are kinda ignoring the awful character turns for Becca and Paul last season. Becca as Trump Fan and Paul as MRW Shitstain were sort of cathartic in the immediate post-election funk but as bad as they are as people, they just seemed like easy jokes. Obviously they’re just ignored…

Only if they play Shirts/Skins. With whichever team Giannis is on as skins, naturally. 

i would like to record the following statement/prediction in this comment section for posterity because as everyone knows, comment sections are solely a place to impress yourself and others with wild, completely off-base predictions and almost-random guessing:

go watch some vince staples interviews posthaste.

...who’s half-black? Ninja? that fucker’s Welsh. how can you tell people they’re too lazy to google something and get something that fucking basic wrong? Look at this article about this nerd and his family on Family Feud, it took me five seconds to find.

the SNL writers room is just happy that they have enough material for a few more weeks of Ariana Grande jokes because we’re all gonna be real sick of Kanye by the time they air their next episode

i feel like everyone saying “oh we need like 3 versions of the switch” is kinda missing the point of the Switch. I think making a Switch Pro would be silly. No one save Nintendo would actually make games that would use stuff like 4k or HDR, and the 3rd party games that utilize that stuff on the Bone/PS4 are probably…

my favorite Shrimp Scampi recipe (courtesy Serious Eats) calls for vermouth in lieu of white wine.

there are probably good cops in New York City, but NYPD (the large entity that implicitly allows the bad cops to do their bad shit with minimal penalty) can fuck a duck

i gotta admit, one of my most obvious hypocrisies is how virulently i hate Woody Allen and Roman Polanski and refuse to watch their movies but i will be damned if anyone takes my Tom Cruise movies away from me

I was a little worried that some terrible fate might befall Papi after getting kicked out so I’m super glad that instead of Sad Story About A Drug Dealing Young Man Part 1000 we are getting a war between the houses that were birthed from Elektra Evangelista.

A while ago, when I watched less ESPN than i do now, someone told me that the guy who hosted Around the Horn was the founder of ESPN who did his show because it was his network and he could do whatever the hell he wanted. I can’t remember when I learned that Tony Reali is not actually in charge of ESPN but I can…

I thought this at first but I realized very quickly that Elektra acts theatrically because she is constantly putting on an act, I think Jackson is slightly artificial in her acting as a choice and not a lack of talent. She is the heightened image of 80's feminity in the same way that Der Beek is the heightened image…