@Virginia(formerly Jen)loveshercurves: I wonder if baby vamp Jessica thinks about the same thing. I'm sure she can sympathize with our plight.

@Virginia(formerly Jen)loveshercurves: Yeah, same here. It's bad enough that my OB-GYN has to sweet-talk me for 30 minutes before pelvic exams; I couldn't imagine doing this to myself twice-daily for a week.

@coppertree: My mum's from Timmins, so pretty much the same thing applies. :)

My mother grew up in a town in Northern Ontario that regularly reaches -40C in the wintertime. It's interesting how people learn to cope - the cars are left running when people go grocery shopping, because they know there's not a fart's chance of them starting again, and they usually plug their cars in at night. The…

@LuckyFrog: Hm, I never thought to ask him about that, but it's a good point. I kind of liked the mental image of a bunch of dudes high fiving about this sort of thing, though.

For a while I was seeing this guy who lives in the Bahamas, who would routinely send me pictures of his dick via BBM. I can't honestly remember how it started - most likely he just decided it was a good idea one day, and failed to recognize my lacklustre reaction as a sign that I was unimpressed.

@Astropcr: You may motorboat another brain of your choice, then.

@Amber Lodge: I actually forgot about it while reading the first couple of comics, too. I think I was in such a funk about Buffy ending at the time that I just blocked most of it out. Same as the last season of Angel - I couldn't tell you what happened for most of those episodes if you put a gun to my head, with the…

@hungryemo: He's a nummy treat.

@99TelepodProblems: Mmm, priest!Mal kink.

@KatieTwoHands: Damn.

@xbluwildangelx: I'm almost disappointed, but I guess he should be congratulated for fighting the good fight against gingivitis...?

@queenhobart: My reaction was literally, "Bish plz, I've known about the Listerine thing for AGES."

Why do I get the sinking feeling that Ghostface is offering advice on the other kind of oral technique?

@theopellate: You should definitely get out to see him live, if you haven't already. The first time I saw him he rambled on for a while about a song he'd written for Brendan Flowers, and he was like, "Maybe it'll make him sue me... or blow me. Here's hoping." Campy camp camp, it's like a really expensive drag show…

@HRH Your Cuntness aka likepenguins: I'm sure they used both, don't worry.

Hah!

My favourite Christmas ornament of all time was one I got from my dad as a kid: a gold-tone Wolverine in full pounce mode. I still have no idea where he found it, but it makes me want to set up a sat little atheist tree each year all the same.

@David S.: Yeah, it would have been a great opening - I probably wouldn't even get bored of him for an entire episode, it's very Moon fun - but as it stood, I don't think it even matched the rest of this series in style so far. It seemed to SF-y, too futuristic almost.

@jeccat: I love meat, and the thought of eating a hot dog for breakfast still makes my stomach turn. :(