I'm a librarian. For some reason we've recently started wearing staff nametags to distinguish ourselves from the public, and since then my life has been hellish with random men approaching me with some of the worst pickup lines I've ever heard.

By the way, Lucky - her head/hair is bigger than her hips by about a third. Good work with that whole knowing the basic principles of anatomy thing.

@AgentRosenfield: Lindsay makes no secret of her infatuation with leggings... and as far as I can tell, that hasn't worked out for her so well. :P

@emfish55: I second (and third, and fourth) that last bit. :)

I feel like the only correct response here is to make note of the fact that Mel is certifiably batshit insane.

I found myself on the other end of this equation once, to my shame. My ex and I used to have pretty loud sex (not obnoxiously so, but it happens), and one morning I casually asked him whether he thought our upstairs neighbours could hear us, and if so whether they might complain. He wondered how they would confront us…

Man, this is scarily reminiscent of my own life. I've never been SUPER thin; my skinniest was maybe 130, and I'm 5'9", but I'm definitely not that weight anymore. And sure, maybe it was nice at the time, but I'm happy with my current size and like carbs a whole lot more than I like demonizing them. But I don't even…

I'm feeling some unrequited lust for that shirt.

@Dancingfrog: Dude, totally. I felt that temperature change all the way over here in Canada, in both Celsius and Fahrenheit.

Why has no one commented on Sheriff Dearborne's anal polyps? That was a con of the episode/his life for a lot of reasons, but the line still made me laugh.

@NotChoinski: James Frain is from Leeds, and mostly sounds it on the show, so I'm going to with British (plus it's sexier, and I guess they needed to raise the bar for this guy a little?). However, I can speak from experience when I say that it is really freaking hard not to start talking in a British/Southern hybrid…

@CassandraSays: I do think that GOOP betrays Paltrow's own preoccupation with her weight, but arguably she's just more upfront about the lengths she has to go to in order to stay thin than a lot of other celebs. I actually enjoy reading her newsletters, even if it's with a grain of salt, and I agree with @rd2uk that…

@hfree: Yeah, I'm particularly impressed with how she manages to cope with going home to Orlando Bloom at night.

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that Rooney's chest hair had nothing to do with how decisively Germany put England over its knee.

Damn, redheads represent!

I'm always so surprised to see pictures of Jay like this, with his height in context. On TV he seems small, 5'8" maybe, but seeing as how he's at eye level with a 5'10" model in stilettos... obviously he's no shrimp.

@Hana Maru, with or without animals: This happens to me all the time, too. The weird thing is, I'm a librarian. I have a lot of tattoos and I don't think I dress like your stereotypical information professional, but for some reason people are always coming up to me and asking for help with stuff, regardless of whether…

She seems to have filled out a bit lately: I like it.

@BadHairLife: Yeah, I love how the guy on the right's expression just says, "And there she goes."

@Al Swearengen hates cocksuckers: Wait, are you categorizing that last thing as good parenting, or bad? :P