In a blog post baiting young people into saying the usual young person things.

Yes, the Beatles played for 250 days in Hamburg 4 to 5 hours a night. You get to know your instrument, your voice and your fellows pretty well when you do something that long. If they were normal guys, they would have burnt out.

So this is a roundtable on Harry Potter by a group of people who mostly don’t give a shit about Harry Potter? I know J.K. Rowling sucks now and deserves nothing, but what was the point of this?

He sees the humor in artistic pretension—in the self-seriousness of tortured artists and rebellious youth. But he also believes in their belief systems, or at least their capacity to believe so passionately in something.

...if Ryan Reynolds says “Disney wants more Free Guy” than [sic] Disney’s probably going to considering making more Free Guy no matter what.

Yes G/O Media, I am definitely going to click through 22 slides in order to read “we don’t know who is coming back to SNL next season.”

Oh no! I...didn’t know any of these shows existed.

Disgusting. Who would watch James Corden?

And they can take Rainforest Cafe with them.

I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

Look just give them time, okay? It’s pretty obvious from the trailer that all the white people in the neighborhood will turn out to be giant ants.

Fries that suck.

Yeah, Lana Del Ray’s SNL appearance came to mind too. It’s okay to not like someone, or not like their performance, without resorting to things like “this was staged!”

Yes. It was staged. It was literally on a stage. That’s how performances work. Do you think David Bowie’s makeup just spontaneously appeared on his…

In fairness Bon Iver is objectively bad

Used to be called dirty rice.  When I tried to order it a few weeks ago and realized it was gone, the worker told me to blame it on popeye

I don’t feel like Pee Wee’s Big Adventure was ruined by this.

You could argue “21st Century Schizoid Man” is more relevant than ever.

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“It’s not a simple question.”

Yeah they're also people who should have been abolished.