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"We like to consider ourselves 12th-graders, the guys with more experience than the ninth-graders, the ones that the girls want to fuck. I mean, time and age are really irrelevant to me. Johnny is the same way. Sometimes, I think I'm trapped in the age that I started this. I'm trapped at 23."

Juice cleanse. Or any other kind of scientifically unsound dietary fad. It tells you a lot about a person.

What is this cord even plugged into? IT JUST DISAPPEARS INTO THE BEZEL.

Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!

All of these stories are too damn happy! *Pours another glass of wine*

I once got tricked into going to a pyramid scheme recruitment drive by an acquaintance. It was 40 minutes away, and she insisted on driving so I couldn't just get up and leave when I figured out what was going on. The presentation started with a slideshow of all these people on sunny beaches holding up "Wish You Were